A friend recently sent me one of those silly e-mail surveys designed to get to know someone better. The first query was about occupation. I thought about it for a moment and came up with:
The Procurement, Processing, Preparation, and Consumption of Food. On further thought, I'd add Cultivation in there, too. Any ideas on how to convert this into a job title? Am I a "Farmwife" even though I don't live on a farm?
I have been feeling for a while now that my life revolves around food. Almost everything I do, in some way, relates to the above description of my occupation. Here's a list for my resume.
Cultivation:CompostAdd all produce scraps to the compost pile.
Turn, aerate, and water the compost as needed.
Shred newspaper, chipboard, and cardboard for the compost browns.
Sift finished compost for garden use.
Load, haul, and sift free compost from the Community Food Bank site.
FertilizingDrain off compost tea as needed, dilute it, and fertilize the garden.
Rinse coffee grounds out by the basil plant.
Practice "natural" liquid fertilization of the citrus trees.
Research humanure and composting toilet systems for our future "farm".
WateringSave all warming-up water from tub and sink, and haul it out to the garden.
Save rinse water from dishwashing for the citrus trees.
Save rinse water from cleaning vegetables - all organic - for the garden.
Put water from hand-washed clothes on the citrus trees.
Occasionally drain washing machine water into 5 gallon buckets and haul out to the citrus trees.
MulchingRake and spread fallen leaves and grass trimmings under the trees.
Leave fallen citrus and pomegranates on ground to dry, then stomp to crush, providing mulch for trees.
Spread large wood bits sifted out from the free compost under the trees.
Procurement:Barter (aka "Will Work for Food")Trade volunteer work for CSA share.
Trade service for food. (Example: will take my apple picking pole to lady's house tomorrow to help her harvest lemons from the top of the trees. She sells most to a local store, but will give me some in exchange for the help. Otherwise those lemons are not harvested at all.)
Exchange preserved foods with friends.
PurchasePlan meals around available food.
Watch sales at all available food sources.
Shop for food as needed to supplement garden and CSA share.
Research and track down bulk food sources for local and/or organic food.
HarvestPick foods from garden as available.
Talk with local people who practice wildcrafting.
Research ediblity of local plants, both cultivated and native.
Track seasonal availability of wild and cultivated plant products.
Harvest wild and cultivated plants (legally) when ripe. Examples: olives, mesquite beans, Calamondin limes, pyracantha berries, acorns.
ProcessingCleaningBrush off excess dirt from any vegetables for storage (such as winter squash.)
Sort out stones from beans and grains.
Sift and winnow grains as needed.
Obtain SuppliesCollect food grade buckets and lids from local businesses.
Purchase clamp-lid glass jars and ceramic crocks from thrift stores and yard sales.
Clean containers and allow to dry completely.
Special-order new rubber gaskets for clamp-lid containers.
Purchase dry ice to aid storage of dry grains and beans in buckets.
Purchase canning jars from thrift stores and yard sales.
Clean jars and inspect carefully for nicks and cracks.
Purchase new lids and rings for canning jars.
Purchase used food dehydrators of current type from yard sales and thrift stores to stock up on drying trays. (Decide whether to resell machines with less trays.)
StoringResearch storage requirements and times.
Freeze grain-based goods immediately upon procurement to prevent insect infestations.
Carefully pack dry foods in appropriate containers for storage.
PreservingFind online resources with current information on food preservation.
Purchase resource books, preferably used, with food preservation information.
Trade recipes with friends.
Prepare and freeze foods. Examples: green beans, sweet corn, roasted tomatillos, roasted eggplant, roasted and pureed winter squash, fresh herbs, shredded zucchini, pureed melon.
Prepare and dry foods. Examples: winter squash seeds, raw pistachios, red chiles, tomatoes, fresh herbs, citrus peels.
Prepare and can foods, primarily condiments. Examples: watermelon rind pickles, lemon zucchini relish, blueberry syrup, sour orange marmalade, brined olives.
Prepare and ferment foods. Examples: tomatillo escabeche, black spanish radish kimchee, ginger beer.
Maintain Food StockTake inventory of all food on hand.
Organize pantry, storage, and freezer.
Create and maintain spreadsheet for inventory tracking.
Determine quantities used per month per person for re-stocking purposes.
PreparationMeal-PlanningInventory perishable foods and review stored foods.
Plan dishes to best use perishable foods before they spoil.
Plan meals around these dishes.
Plan for leftovers or additional food for work lunches.
RecipesResearch ways to use unusual produce. Examples: Calamondin limes, black Spanish radishes, mibuna, raw pistachios still in husk.
Find specific recipes from personal collection, cookbooks, and online.
Make vegan conversion to recipes as needed.
Create new recipes through experimentation.
Keep detailed notes on recipe changes and new creations.
Organize recipe collection.
Making FoodPrepare food for meals. Examples: peel, dice, marinate, mix, puree, saute, boil, roast, bake.
Carefully save all leftovers for additional meals or new dishes.
Find ways to get "free flavor". Examples: freeze crumbs for casserole toppings, save can & pan rinsings for soup base, put cinnamon stick in sugar for flavor.
ConsumptionEatingEnjoy every last bite of delicious, healthy, home-made food.
Share good food with family and friends.
Cleaning UpWash huge mess of dirty bowls, pots, pans, plates, and silverware from each meal.
Persuade others that they should clean up in gratitude for outstanding food.