Ladies, are you tired of flashing your headlights at the world like Crunchy Chicken? Do you envy the custom t-shirt available at Green as a Thistle? Well, Chile Chews Design has the shirt for you!In a flash of
For those handy with a sewing machine, take it a step further and make your own reheatable bra cups! Carefully slit the seam on one side of a pair of standard push-up pads and remove the filling. Add a few horizontal seams to create tubes or channels for the rice so that it does not all settle at the bottom due to gravity's forces. Fill with rice and sew back up. Anytime your knockers are getting chilled, remove the pads, pop them in the microwave, and tuck some warmth next to your heart.
Be sure to wear your t-shirt and spread the word. Life's too short to freeze your boobs off!
Gents (or should I say Greenpa?), I haven't forgotten about your problems with the cold. You can sew up a nice rice-filled fabric pad based on this design. Knowing how sensitive this topic is for you, I'd advise against advertising your little helper on a t-shirt.
Fantastic idea Chile! You forgot to mention that for us in Aussie land, where we are too hot at the moment, they could be put in the freezer to chill out a bit then put in our knickers or bra too cool us down.
ReplyDeleteThanks Chile Designs!
And you wonder why when people search for "Chilean boobs" they come to your site.
ReplyDeleteWell, Crunchy, I decided that if they are already coming here (and those searches do continue), perhaps I can sneak a little information in on them. Maybe a tiny little seed will be planted in the filthy compost they call a mind. Ha!
ReplyDeleteAnd then Maggie comes along with a great summer adaptation to the wardrobe. Can't ask for more than that.
Perhaps you could sew one for Greenpa yourself, Chile, in the spirit of collaboration. That one is too funny!
ReplyDeleteChile, are you suggesting that Greenpa needs Attends? How does that work into the outhouse scheme?
ReplyDeleteGreen bean - I'm not touching that one with a ten foot poop wacker. There's so many things one could say about that comment...
I don't think so, Green Bean. My sewing skills are pretty pathetic.
ReplyDeleteCrunchy Chicken, of course I'm not implying he needs the absorbency! It just seemed the best design for keeping the, um, sensitive parts toasty warm. And if it did accidently fall into the outhouse pit, it would decompose naturally along with everything else. ;-)
ah, et tu, Chile? Green Bean, et three?
ReplyDeletePig pile on Greenpa!
ReplyDeleteMaybe we need to make it a national holiday. Nah, a weekly event would be more fun.
What can I say, Greenpa? Crunchy Chicken has been a bad influence, what with all her talk about DivaCups, cloth wipes, and sexy green living. I'm sorry; I promise it won't happen again. ;-)
ReplyDeleteOops! I mean it will happen again. Sheesh, darn typos...
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