Stealth Mosquitos

Squadron Commander: "Settle down, ladies. Tonight's mission is to feed and torment as quickly as possible without being spotted. Smith, that means get in and get out - no fancy maneuvers! The target is the human female. Our intelligence indicates she has premium blood, difficult to come by in these tough times. Don't even bother with the canine or the male human. Alright, let's do this. Everybody stay alert!"


.....30 minutes later.....


Squadron Commander: "Looks like everybody made it back. Reports, please."

Roberts: "I had a nice ankle meal before she switched to longer socks."

Johnson: "Forearm for me."

Adams: "I bit her on the ring finger. The welt was so big she couldn't turn her ring around for 20 minutes!"

Brown: "Can you believe she didn't see any of us? What a loser!"

Dixon: "And she thought that lemon eucalyptus stuff would keep us away. Just added nice flavor to the meal. LOL"

Jones: "Yeah, I got her on the finger webbing between the ring finger and third one after she sprayed. That must have really smarted."

Smith: "Honey, that ain't nothin'. I flew up her pant leg and bit her above the nice high sock she put on. And got back out to brag about it."

Squadron Commander: "Good job everyone! Hey, what's that?"


:::Splat:::


Human female: "Gotcha!"


This exclusive brought to you by Howe S. Flye, reporting, as always, from his perch on the wall.